The Rational and Tangible Calculus Notes

Warning, some language may offend, but it is all truth.


So lets start with what this blog actually is. It is just a random collection of the side notes that I made in my last calculus lecture. So please read on and enjoy.


Shit, fuck, God damn this is a load of utter bullshit and therefore definitively useless.


By differentiating shit implicitly we get fuck and if we repeat the process we get God damn. We can then apply this to the equation shit = bullshit; therefore giving us the implicit equation shit = fuck = God damn this is a load of bullshit.
The real answers to today's problems:
d/dx sinhy = bullshit
d/dx coshy = who gives a fuck.
d/dx Cosh²y – sinh²y = 1 load of definitively useless info.


A rational function in the national or normal non mathematical world is the simple rational function of food for the body. Body + food = a rational function and therefore fully logical.


Something tangible to hold on to is the the integral of dx(sinx-cosx), it is something such as a tree, a pole or someones hand.


So those dear reader are what calculus notes really look like, well the side notes anyway. The main notes are totally confusing, irrational and definitively useless. So fear not there is always some section of a seemingly impossible calculus lecture that one will understand.


Oh and my apologies about the explicit language but it was essential for today's side notes.